Uh-Oh.

Ooh Lordy. I've done it now. Remember the crush I've been whining about..? Yeah, well... I went ahead and kissed him last night. Twice.

Don't get too excited - I'm pretty sure it was rape on my part. From now on, Sex On The Beach is the Devil's piss in my book.

I don't even know what to do now. I went ahead and screwed everything up, like I always do. Why him? Why? Out of all the men... Why? 

Maybe I should just move to Antarctica and live with other awkward penguins.